Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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