on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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