Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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