All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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