he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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