what if I'm pregnant?
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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