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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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