Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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