I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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