I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize