This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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