so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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