well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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