in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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