Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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