Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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