you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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