In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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