You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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