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You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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