My brain says no but my pants say off.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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