would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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