Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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