So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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