I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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