Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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