my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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