but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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