What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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