So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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