ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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