do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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