Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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