real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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