Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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