weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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