turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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