i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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