Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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