Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I smell stomach acid.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
