The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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