Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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