The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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