At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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