I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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Found the puke drawer
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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