If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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