Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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