As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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