bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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