We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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