talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Bang-toberfest begins!!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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