Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is this the sara with the beer cane?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Randomize