does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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