I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I can text with my tongue
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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