he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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