whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
40s are totally the cure
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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